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I know I’m being lazy by reprinting some silly recommendations that my friend Gayle sent me, but they are funny.  I hope you find them as funny as I did.

THESE REALLY WORK!!  AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS – SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS, REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 

3. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

4. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES . THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

5. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND   DUCT TAPE . IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

6. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

I hope you liked my silly thoughts.